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Post by flashblade on Jul 7, 2019 8:08:07 GMT
Tough decision tomorrow. Do I go to Piers Morgan's annual Family Cricket match at Newick, where his side includes Chris Gayle, Michael Vaughan and Kevin Pietersen or the first day at Arundel where Sussex are playing an Australian A side. Ummm... No contest, WC . . . |
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Post by deepfineleg on Jul 7, 2019 8:49:09 GMT
Tough decision tomorrow. Do I go to Piers Morgan's annual Family Cricket match at Newick, where his side includes Chris Gayle, Michael Vaughan and Kevin Pietersen or the first day at Arundel where Sussex are playing an Australian A side. Ummm... No contest, WC . . . Arundel it is then. (At least Piers Morgan won't be there) |
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Post by Wicked Cricket on Jul 7, 2019 9:07:11 GMT
 Don't forget Rod is coming to the Hove County Ground on Friday. I received my tickets last week - very reasonably priced compared to Elton John. Looking forward to it. Just gotta pray for good weather. |
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Post by Wicked Cricket on Jul 13, 2019 20:12:10 GMT
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Post by Wicked Cricket on Jul 14, 2019 7:31:03 GMT
Just a few hours until the World Cup Final, so here are some cricket jokes to calm the nerves.
: When would a Sussex cricketer have 100 runs against his name? When he is bowling.
: What did the Lancashire spectator miss when he went to the toilet? All of Sussex 10 wickets.
: 'You're looking glum'.
'Yes. My doctor says I can't play cricket.'
'Really? I didn't know he'd ever seen
you play at Hove!'
: The Sussex batsman strolled up to the crease and carefully took guard. He looked round the field,
noting the position of each player. With great elegance, he patted down several invisible bumps on
the Hove ground pitch and at last signalled that he was ready to accept the first delivery. The ball
came and uprooted the middle stump. "What a shame," said the Northants wicketkeeper. "Just as
you were getting set!"
: The cricketer was visiting a psychiatrist.
Cricketer: 'It's terrible. I can't score runs, I'm a terrible bowler, and I can't hold a catch. What can l do?'
Doctor: 'Get another job.'
Cricketer: 'I can't. I'm playing for Sussex CCC tomorrow!'
: A Sussex batsman goes to the Doctor.
"Doctor, Doctor, I think I am a Sussex cricket bat!
"How's that", replied the Doctor.
"Oh no, don't you start!"
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Post by liquidskin on Jul 14, 2019 9:00:13 GMT
Thanks for cementing my place as the only comedian on the forum S&F, appreciated.
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Post by Wicked Cricket on Jul 19, 2019 21:20:54 GMT
This is looking hopeful. 50/50 I reckon.
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Post by Wicked Cricket on Jul 20, 2019 15:30:37 GMT
When the world is your oyster and caviar a mere snack.  |
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Post by joe on Jul 20, 2019 15:55:46 GMT
Daily Mail by any chance?
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Post by Wicked Cricket on Jul 20, 2019 21:26:00 GMT
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Post by Wicked Cricket on Jul 21, 2019 20:09:46 GMT
The sad truth is this. How many weeks does Mark Robinson have left as England Women's Cricket Coach before he leaves for
pastures new?
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Post by Wicked Cricket on Jul 23, 2019 10:56:26 GMT
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Post by Wicked Cricket on Jul 23, 2019 13:13:54 GMT
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Post by Wicked Cricket on Jul 23, 2019 13:16:30 GMT
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Post by flashblade on Jul 23, 2019 13:51:55 GMT
Quite agree. And that's why he was able to support The Hundred with a straight face. |
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