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Post by liquidskin on Jul 18, 2020 9:31:43 GMT
Too slow against a very average attack. Sibley needs to find a way to score more freely against spin, for sure.
What's with all these hairbands? Have the England 'boys' spent lockdown having sex changes? Barbers are open now, get a grip of your manhood you wet slices of mince pie.
Between hairbands, incredibly slow batting and horrendous socialist hypocrisy popping up on my screen every two minutes, this isn't a good watch. When was the last time sports people the world over were forced to support a political agenda, I wonder.
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Post by flashblade on Jul 18, 2020 10:03:13 GMT
Too slow against a very average attack. Sibley needs to find a way to score more freely against spin, for sure. What's with all these hairbands? Have the England 'boys' spent lockdown having sex changes? Barbers are open now, get a grip of your manhood you wet slices of mince pie. Between hairbands, incredibly slow batting and horrendous socialist hypocrisy popping up on my screen every two minutes, this isn't a good watch. When was the last time sports people the world over were forced to support a political agenda, I wonder. You having a bad morning?
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Post by liquidskin on Jul 18, 2020 13:09:26 GMT
Nope. Don't think so. Does any of that stuff sound different to the norm? It shouldn't.
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Post by flashblade on Jul 18, 2020 14:07:27 GMT
Nope. Don't think so. Does any of that stuff sound different to the norm? It shouldn't. Sorry, it just sounded as if you were having a bad time.
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Post by liquidskin on Jul 18, 2020 15:03:26 GMT
Well I have always had nightmares about socialists playing cricket wearing hairbands and scoring too slowly. But I don't let it get me down.
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Post by joe on Jul 18, 2020 15:14:10 GMT
Play abandoned for the day.
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Post by coverpoint on Jul 19, 2020 19:00:01 GMT
Bat 11 overs, score 66 runs, declare to set the West Indies 286 to win off 85 overs and bowl them out simple.
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Post by flashblade on Jul 20, 2020 17:21:42 GMT
What a great day's cricket. Well played, England.
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Post by liquidskin on Jul 20, 2020 22:15:45 GMT
Sealed with hardly a hair out of place.
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Post by flashblade on Jul 21, 2020 8:14:20 GMT
Sealed with hardly a hair out of place. I wonder if the headbands trap the sweat for polishing the ball.
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Post by joe on Jul 21, 2020 10:35:48 GMT
Jofra cleared to rejoin the rest of the squad after a second negative test. I’m sure he’ll play on Friday but who do you pick with him? I’d like to see Anderson and Broad.
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Post by liquidskin on Jul 21, 2020 19:56:24 GMT
I would bet everything I own, which is seriously depleted since this sustained cold came along, that Anderson, Broad & Archer will lead the pace attack. Everything - my last emu. My wigwam. The wife. The kids too if I hadn't already sold them. Everything but the dog, I swear.
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Post by flashblade on Jul 22, 2020 8:02:00 GMT
I would bet everything I own, which is seriously depleted since this sustained cold came along, that Anderson, Broad & Archer will lead the pace attack. Everything - my last emu. My wigwam. The wife. The kids too if I hadn't already sold them. Everything but the dog, I swear. Liqui - as always, I agree with you.
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Post by liquidskin on Jul 22, 2020 20:13:20 GMT
I know Flashblad.
Flash-blaaaadder, Flash-blaaaadder, he do de do de do... I can't remember the words.
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Post by flashblade on Jul 23, 2020 7:35:16 GMT
I know Flashblad. Flash-blaaaadder, Flash-blaaaadder, he do de do de do... I can't remember the words. Just as well - I'm very modest.
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